"here's yer sign"

i like bill engvall. his 'here's yer sign' line is funnier'n hell. i didn't realise how often i encounter those moments, til just now.

[ring ring]
honey, do you know where the bandaids are

umm . . . let me think. are you hurt bad?

ok so what do i say? the first thought, 'no dipshit, i just like calling in the middle of the day askin about bandaids 'cause i ain't got shit else to do,' seems a little harsh.

i'm still tryin to think of a B answer.

here's yer sign.

1 comment:

Frogspond said...

Potential B answer:

Well, I don't know. I am bleeding so I do need a bandaid but the bleeding part is still attached. So, I guess "bad" needs some defining.