14.12.07

It's all about the O

Ever had one of those Os that was so intense that u felt like u coulda gave birth to it and named it BobbySue or some other such absurdity in the midst of singin 'Our God Is An Awesome God' and 'The Only Time' -- as in NIN -- and u felt like a three month old tryin to crawl but not even yet masterin the whole rolloveronyertummy trick?

FUCK!

Yea, literally.

So eye woke up this mornin with this slickwet fantasy in mah head and in case u want a hint, LoverGirl, here ya go: TS. Now, of course, only u n eye no what that means, so eye no that u no that just typin the tee n the ess -- oh, es -- churned things up just a bit 4 ltl RuBlu heeyah. C now whatcha made me go n do . . . now eye gotta go take care o'this b4 ix drops m'dang van off. U no, Fiya, that we still gotta christen her -- the van, eye mean -- rite n proper . . . whoowee FiyaX2n2Mo . . . betta make sho we not by no gas pumps, no whaddeyemean?

Mymymy . . . the things eye think about when eyem sposed ta be workin . . .

Leven mo days, My Fiya . . . jes leven mo . . .

6 comments:

Frogspond said...

Brain bleach please...

and

It really is fun to watch you be so happy RU.

and

on the trippy, turn the phone off. Aint no one gonna need ta getcha on the tellie. The one person who would try don't need to be doing that shit anyway. Call'n all the fucking time for bullshit reasons.

and lastly

ENJOY YOUR VACATION. If anyone asks what ya did you can always say "nooooothin" :-)

fiyaX2 said...

I couldn'ta said it ANY better, ifn I said it meself!

and Froggie...

Can I interest u in a lifetime supply O clorox????

Frogspond said...

No need for O clorox cause yaknow, I enjoy O's with PurpleFeminist. How about some brain bleach? That I could use. LOL

fiyaX2 said...

Bloody HELL!!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

you are soooo funyy

i thingin i jist m8t hav ta start a nu acct.....


pengy out

sevin mo ... seven mo

Anonymous said...

oops

8

its

8

i need a shot o water:):):)